Character jokes
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Quandale Dingle
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
Memes
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."