Character jokes
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Quandale Dingle
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"