Character jokes
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
Quandale Dingle
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy
Daisy Duck
Daisy Wells
Daisy Dove Bloom
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.