Character jokes
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
Memes
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy
Daisy Duck
Daisy Wells
Daisy Dove Bloom
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"