Character jokes
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Quandale Dingle
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*