What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy
Daisy Duck
Daisy Wells
Daisy Dove Bloom
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
