Character jokes
Yo mama so short, Super Mario mistook her for a Goomba and jumped on her head.
Super Mario.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
Maybe I’ll be Tracer.
I’m already Tracer!
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
Back in ancient Greece, there was a Greek Skyrim, but instead of FUS ROH DAH, the main character said, "Me damnit, Ganymede, get the #10 lightning bolt, I hate it when Helios lets his kids drive!"
If you don't get this, look up the story of Phaethon, and if you STILL don't get it, then you are dumb.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.