Character jokes
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."
Look what my sister did to me
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok
Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Mickey Mouse went to a psychologist and told him, “I’m having problems with my girlfriend.”
The psychologist said, “You mentioned that you think she is crazy.”
He said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she’s fucking Goofy!”
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!