Character jokes
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
Huggy Wuggy big big Huggy Wuggy big big big big Huggy Wuggy laugh laugh smooch smooch Huggy Wuggy *insert clapping noise*
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."