Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Quandale Dingle
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther? Batman returns
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame". I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
