Character jokes
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
Huggy Wuggy big big Huggy Wuggy big big big big Huggy Wuggy laugh laugh smooch smooch Huggy Wuggy *insert clapping noise*
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.