Character jokes
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
Memes
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
Huggy Wuggy big big Huggy Wuggy big big big big Huggy Wuggy laugh laugh smooch smooch Huggy Wuggy *insert clapping noise*
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.