Character jokes
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Huggy Wuggy big big Huggy Wuggy big big big big Huggy Wuggy laugh laugh smooch smooch Huggy Wuggy *insert clapping noise*
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."