Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
Character Jokes
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?
Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
Huggy Wuggy big big Huggy Wuggy big big big big Huggy Wuggy laugh laugh smooch smooch Huggy Wuggy *insert clapping noise*
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
Quandale Dingle
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
