Character jokes
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔