Character jokes
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy
Daisy Duck
Daisy Wells
Daisy Dove Bloom
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Anakin Skywalker: I don't like sand.
*also him*
Anakin Skywalker: I lived on sand.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?