Spider man no way home know why he’s a orphan now
What is an orphans favorite movie?
“Spider-Man Homecoming”
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Huggy Wuggy big big Huggy Wuggy big big big big Huggy Wuggy laugh laugh smooch smooch Huggy Wuggy *insert clapping noise*
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
