Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.