Character jokes
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Memes
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"