Character jokes
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.
My friend when she gets confused :
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
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Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
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What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
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