Character jokes
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
My favorite novel is "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
Who was Goldilocks' best friend?
Goldie.
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?