Alyssa

Unregistered

Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common? H: It's similar to shoes. A: White Vans.

So I was watching tv right? then i f..ing got banged in the eye with either a remore or metal tongs "wtf"

What did Adam say when he saw Eve?

Answer: "Wo-man!'

My dad made up that joke. #Dad jokes