Cause jokes
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
How did we know Princess Diana had dandruff?
'Cause the police found her Head and Shoulders on the dash.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
I love murder shows... wish me luck cause I'm kinda hoping to be on one one day.
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.