Emo Kid Trust Issues

Listen up, buttercup! This joke is about emo kids. Ya know, those folks who are always sad and wear black. The joke is that you can't trust them 'cause they'll "leave you hanging." That's a double meaning! It means they'll ditch you, but it ALSO means they'll literally hang themselves, which is a dark emo stereotype. You probably don't even know what stereotype means, you uncultured swine.