why cant orphans work at S.C. johnson......... cause its a famliy company.......
So, I was laying in bed and it's winter, so my room is always cold because the heater doesn't work.
And I was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then I laughed because who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
I gave a orphan a iPhone XR
Cause it does not have a home button
I was given my electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me 'cause I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up, too.
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
Why did hitler die? he got hit by ler
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
God- make a grumpy old man president.
Angel- why?
G- cause I said so-name him Trump.
A- okay.
G- make him not pay taxes.
A- okay...
Fast forward to 2020
G- you know that grumpy old man?
A- yea...
G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.
A- Krona.
G- exactly.
A- why do you hate humans so much?
G- because I can.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
“Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road”? “Cause there was a crack”
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind?
Why did the orphan kid was bad a school cause he wanted a phone call home
Who are the fastest readers? 911 victims cause they went through 80 story’s in 10 seconds 😂
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
