Why did the orange fall off the tree? Cause he went out on a limb
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don't matter what you it, cause it ain't gonna come to you.
Me and my brother talking about relationships Me: We live kind of differently Brother: We're sort of alike Me: We're not alike Brother because he's taken: cause you don't have boyfriend! My thoughts: You're right. Cause I have a girlfriend!
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
Roses are red violets are blue cause comes near my Willy
why did sally drop her ice cream? cause she has no arms
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
Call me Kobe Bryant cause imma helicopter out of this one
Q: Why are the 49's called the 49's? A: Cause they can't make it past the 50 yard line.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Cause he was on thin ice.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
Cause she was transgender.
Iran ? more like tin can cause we’re going too kick their teeth in am I right ??
I'm hard right now
Cause your a DICKstraction
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fart jokes are so popular cause they are real stinkers
Why doesn't Hellen Kellers boyfriend like having sex with her? Cause she just lies there lime she's dead.
Its really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
why did sally fall off the swing? cause she had no arms knock knock? who's there, not sally
The teacher asks her class, "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says, "Sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
y does everybody like the sun-cause its hot
