Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
I asked a emo do they get jealous when their phone dies
im jelus of ur heart cause its pumping in u and im not
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
i got jealous of the zebras, sorry i’ll cut it out, i wanted to practice for my med school test
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.
A man comes home and hears her wife talking about having sex at the club, the man busts into the club with a revolver and says "WHO TF FUCKED MY WIFE" well everyone looks over and is quiet, and someone in the back says "mate you don't have enough bullets"
my boyfriend accused me of cheating. i told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n Jealousy! 😂
The man was dangling by a string! ... I was jealous the day he died
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
Why are emo’s jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
I get jealous when my phone dies
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange
It came precut
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any Homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Tell an emo and say do u get jealous when your phone dies
Son: mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me ?
Mom: no that's impossible
Son: but it is possible for your secret boyfriend right
Mom: no no please don't tell your dad i will make a strawberry cake for you
Son: daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake so because of that i felt jealous ^_^
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