Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
I asked a emo do they get jealous when their phone dies
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
A man comes home and hears her wife talking about having sex at the club, the man busts into the club with a revolver and says "WHO TF FUCKED MY WIFE" well everyone looks over and is quiet, and someone in the back says "mate you don't have enough bullets"
I got jealous when my phone dies.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n Jealousy! 😂
my boyfriend accused me of cheating. i told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.
The man was dangling by a string! ... I was jealous the day he died
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
Why are emo’s jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
I get jealous when my phone dies
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange
It came precut
Son: mom, is it possible to make a strawberry cake for me ?
Mom: no that's impossible
Son: but it is possible for your secret boyfriend right
Mom: no no please don't tell your dad i will make a strawberry cake for you
Son: daddy has already tasted your sweet strawberry cake so because of that i felt jealous ^_^
👌😂😂😂
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any Homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
