Jealousy

Jealousy Jokes

Incest

What's the best part about plowing your cousin?

- It makes your sister jealous.

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  • Emo

    I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"

    Heart

    I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.

    Light

    I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.

    Zebra

    I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.

    Line

    Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?

    Infidelity

    A man comes home and hears his wife talking about having sex at the club. The man busts into the club with a revolver and says, "WHO TF FUCKED MY WIFE?" Well, everyone looks over and is quiet, and someone in the back says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets."

    Gene

    Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.

    ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.

    Girlfriend

    My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.

    Man

    The man was dangling by a string!

    I was jealous the day he died.

    Sister

    My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.