Orphan's House

Listen up, buttercup! This joke is about orphans, which are kids without parents, ya dig? So, the joke is: Why do orphans stare at houses? Because they ain't never had one! Get it? Eh, probably not. But here's a fun fact about you that you will understand: you're probably reading this 'explanation' 'cause you didn't get the joke in the first place. Sad!