Why did the fridge have lots of friends?
Cause it was COOL.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 cause my basement is still dark.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
Teacher: Why did the skeleton know the weather outside?
Student: 'Cause he could feel it in his bones.
Teacher: No, he read the weather report, you fucking idiot.