when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty he was pretty shocked...
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution but, when I got there they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you Penaldo!
A priest ask a convicted murder on the electric chair, "do you have any last request". "yes" said the murder "will you hold my hand"
I was at afghanistan and i had been captured by the taliban. I was going to get the death penalty. Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now i will die. Shame on u penaldo!!
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Hey do you know why America sucks we have the death penalty
Why did teacher go on death penalty cause she gave a orphan homework. Thats on period #darkhumor
last last now everyobdy go chop breakfast
