My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
Dang-Near Bald Head
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Explain Bear
Okay, so basically, this dude's name is Devonair, which sounds like "dev-on-air." But kids are roasting him 'cause he's always bald, calling him "dang-near bald head." He thought they were clowning on his name sounding like "near," but nah, they're just calling out his baldness. It's funny 'cause he's missing the obvious reason he's getting roasted. You probably miss obvious things all the time, ya dummy.
dev
like dev on near to pronounce it
Gwen
I like "Dev" better