Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The toilet paper couldn't cross the road because it got stuck in someone's butt crack. Butt cracks are those crevices between your butt cheeks where things sometimes get stuck. It's a real pain in the... well, you get it. And here's a fact about you, genius: you're probably sitting down right now. Wild, I know.
Gwen
I get it. Did you make that up?
dev
Nope
Gwen
Didn't think so.