Whats the difference between me calling my gf a pedefile and her calling me on oh wait i am cause shes 10
So I added Paul walker on Xbox the other day, and it’s annoying cause all he does isn’t sit on the dashboard
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
There were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left? None cause they are all copycats.
why are orphans called orphans cause there gay
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Why do orphans go to church?
Cause its the only place were they get to call him father
What songs do people with no arms listen to?? None cause they can’t press play
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
Are yo an egg cause your jokes aint funny
So a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: is this free?
Then the worker said: nope, cause I’m on sale!
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Cause half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?
None because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.
my life get it cause i dont got one
When your mad you might as well just punch an orphan. Cause what can they do, tell there parents?
why was the cow scared cause he had a nightmoor
Did you hear about the Boston marathon cause well I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?" "Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road? A: Cause someone let go of the handle bars
