Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
I wish my hair was depressed.
Cause then it would cut itself.
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."
Bitch: Nice eyes brows
Me: Yeah wears yours motherfucker
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thoughts it would look cool)
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy 🥶❄️
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Burger King got dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his wopper
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.
Why did the chicken cross the road Be- cause he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
The streets go blank in the dead of the day, not a car to be seen.
A kingdom of corona-cation, and it looks like mom's the queen.
The wind is howling with this virus in the air.
Couldn't keep it in China, everyone knows it's everywhere.
Don't let friends in, don't be afraid.
Be the good girl you always have to be.
Conceal, don't feel your insanity, that the virus caused!
Don't let it go! Don't let it go! You have to hold it back a little more! Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Turn away and slam your doors!
I don't care what the government says! Let me go to my friend's house.
Sickness doesn't get to me anyway.
It's funny how some distance makes everyone insane, and the fears that once controlled me are here and present, oh well!
It's time to see what I can do to test the limits and break through!
No right, no wrong, but stay inside!
WE'RE NOT FREE!!
Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Be one with the peace inside!! Don't let it go! Don't let it go! Watch sad movies and cry!! Here I stand!! And here I'll stay!! 'Cause I have nothing better to do.
The virus flurries through the air into my house!
The storm is spiraling, fear and fractals all around!!
And one thought makes you wanna scream and shout out loud!!
What if we never go back? What if the past is in the past????
DON'T LET IT GO DON'T LET IT GO!! And you'll rise at the break of noon! DON'T LET IT GO DON'T LET IT GO!! That's morning girl is gone!! HERE I STAND IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT 'CAUSE THAT'S WHEN I WOKE UP!! Let the virus rage on!!!!!! The sickness never gets to me anyway. DING.
I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Gf: "You are a drug."
Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"
Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."
