Stigg jokes

The Stigg is a joke.

Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.

The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.

When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.

The Stigg and his fake ass life.

What do you call an idiot who needs to get a life?

The Stigg.

The Stigg

What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?

She rearranged all the furniture.

Hey Siri, where is my dad?

Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!

Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

...WhAT-

Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"

His mother replies, "The stork brings them."

Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.

What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.