Car jokes
Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
My friend's daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.
Pinto?
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
Potato.
I had to stop drinking because I got tired of waking up in my car, driving 90.