Car jokes
What do you call a toddler lying in the middle of the road? Speed bump.
đź’” The Broken Family đź’” . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.
"Hey, today was great!"
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car!"
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.