Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
"Hey, today was great!"
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car!"
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
