What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.
Car Jokes
"Hey, today was great!"
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car!"
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Driving through the woods today, I saw a boy with a bare behind.
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
