Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you silly goose! The "joke" is funny 'cause the dude asks how tall a penguin is to figure out if he hit a nun. Like, he's using the penguin's height as a STAND-IN for the nun he hit with his car. That is a dark joke, and you are not very smart for liking it.