When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I ́m still choosing." She looked horrified.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
Me and my friend went to the park, after a while we grabbed our little princess and said "it's time to go sweetie" but before we could go someone said "stop them they have my daughter!"
i went to a park then i kick a ball at a kid in a wheel chair then screamed rocket league
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing while a man named Chris comes up and asks “which one is yours?” The man said “I don’t know i’m still deciding.”
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
i was watching my son play at the park and a lady asked me. "which one is yours" and for fun i said "i don't know i'm still choosing".
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park .
I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady she asked which kid is mine and I responded I haven't decided yet
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
There was a little kid crying in the park today, i askd him where his parents were. Now i realize, man i love my job
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
Where did the cow go on his first date, to the moovies
have you ever been to the new disney park called sawcon?
Sawcon deez nutz
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
