A man died and went to heaven, everytime you cheat you get a worse car, the first man cheated 5 times he got a jeep, the second man cheat 3 times he got a BMW, the third man never cheated he got a Lamborghini, the second man saw the third man sad he said "why are you sad" the third man said "I saw my wife with a scooter".
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and know one is listening πππ
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
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A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
That awkward moment when your checking yourself out in the window of a car and you realize thereβs somebody inside
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Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet then leave with your house and car.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side so i crashed the car.
I said to my pregnant wife push darling , come on push harder dear , no she wasn't giving birth the bloody car would not start .
What do most 50-year-old men put inside there cars
Children
A guy bought a AMG and crashed it, now he knows how the mercedes BENZ.
Stephen hawkings shows up to a car meet up
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life
What did the traffic light π¦ say to the car π? Donβt look Iβm about to change
Why did i walk across the road?
to get hit by a car
Whatβs a Muslims favorite Car? A CitroΓ«n C4.
A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren't aFORDable
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
Cuz it's a car-PET.
