Car jokes
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
Robin: "The car's not working."
Batman: "Did you check the battery?"
Robin: "What's a tery?"
If you were to ask me, "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?" I would say a multi-storey car park, because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
POV: you
What did Jenny get for her birthday after a car accident?
An amputation.
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
Kids in the backseat make accidents, and accidents in the back seat make kids.
When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.
-JFK
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?
He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...