whats a car's favorite place to hang out?
a CARnival
Robin: "The car's not working." Batman: "Did you check the battery?" Robin: "What's a tery?"
If you were to ask me: "Where would be the worst place to commit a crime?", I would say a multi-storey car park. Because if you think about it, it would be wrong on so many levels.
What do you call a skunk 🦨 falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
POV you
What did Jenny get for her birthday after a car accident
An amputation
Q; Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is. So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks 'What are you?', the baby bunny replies 'Well I'm a baby bunny. What are you?' the baby skunk says 'Well I don't know am I a baby bunny too?' the baby bunny says 'No you're not a baby bunny.' so the baby skunk asks 'Well what am I then?' the baby bunny replies 'Well you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white so you must be Mexican.'
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
Kids in the backseat make accidents and accidents in the back seat make kids.
When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard...
Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
why did the depressed person cross the road.
to get ran over.
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head
-JFK
Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral? He went from The Fast And The Furious to Gone In 60 Seconds
What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker
Hop In
How did they know that princess Diana had dandraff? , They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
