What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6 year olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says "my brother has just been hit by a car." The policeman replied with "OK then first I need to know your name." "Shut up" "No, I need to know your name." "Shut up." "Excuse me but where are your manners." "Round the corner picking up shit."
When the speedbump in a school zone screams so you go faster
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices
why did the boy get run over ? sally was driving
racecar backwards is racecar but racecar sideways is how paul walker died
I said to my pregnant wife push darling , come on push harder dear , no she wasn't giving birth the bloody car would not start .
Wen you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
My brother is ugly one time he stuck his head out the window, the police arrested for mooning
Q.What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
billie: hi
me: you wanna hear a story?
billie: yes sure
me: once upon a time, i ran over your dog last night.
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile
What's the difference between paul walker's car and a petite white girl. There is no difference They both got split open by a huge log.
whats the difference between a lambo and a boner
your sister didnt give me a lambo
What objects have the most gravitational force. A lambo and a gold digger
I can tell a joke :`)
Twinkle Twinkle there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end
An orphan was running down the road.. a car pulled up and said "get in" so the orphan got in and said "where we going?" the kidnapper said "i'm taking you to my house" he orphan replied "OML YOUR ADOPTING ME!?"
