Ford jokes
A Ford?
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
A guy crashed his Ford SUV. He couldn't escape.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
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