I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford? Because it said, Focus
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
freshman - hey whats better ford or chevy. seinor - i dont fuckin care long as it drives. freshman - so im guessing its chevy
a guy crashed his ford suv he couldnt ESCAPE.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater." Fiancee:Break a leg
A Ford
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
