I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
What collage can Stephen Hawking not attend to? “Stand” Ford university. :3
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up. It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford. Fat, mean and probably inbred.
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford? Because it said, Focus
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren't aFORDable
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people? I'D HIT THAT
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton and you still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work "
freshman - hey whats better ford or chevy. seinor - i dont fuckin care long as it drives. freshman - so im guessing its chevy
a guy crashed his ford suv he couldnt ESCAPE.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater." Fiancee:Break a leg
A Ford
Have you seen the inside of Ford's theatre it will blow your mind~abraham Lincoln
