I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
What collage can Stephen Hawking not attend to? “Stand” Ford university. :3
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford? Because it said, Focus
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford. Fat, mean and probably inbred.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up. It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren't aFORDable
freshman - hey whats better ford or chevy. seinor - i dont fuckin care long as it drives. freshman - so im guessing its chevy
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people? I'D HIT THAT
Have you seen the inside of Ford's theatre it will blow your mind~abraham Lincoln
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton and you still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work "
A Ford
a guy crashed his ford suv he couldnt ESCAPE.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater." Fiancee:Break a leg