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What collage can Stephen Hawking not attend to? “Stand” Ford university. :3

freshman - hey whats better ford or chevy. seinor - i dont care long as it drives. freshman - so im guessing its chevy

a guy crashed his ford suv he couldnt ESCAPE.

A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren’t aFORDable

A Ford

I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton and you still trying to tell me she ain’t got no job cause she "can’t get a ride to work "

What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people? I’D HIT THAT