Why did I walk across the road?
To get hit by a car.
Crossing the Road
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Explanation
Experiment
The setup question leads you to expect a normal, everyday reason for crossing the road, but the punchline takes a dark turn, revealing a desire to be hit by a car. It's unexpected and plays on the grim nature of wanting harm.
weabouttonut
me: to get hit by a bus
catieboo
Me: To get to the other side (dead)
EdgyMcEdgeSans
Me BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO
bicth
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.xtootsiexroll
Me:because my life is two sides of a rode(sad, depressed) LOL
Your Narrator
Because Juicy told me to.
Fyc
Me to get hit bye a baby
Sui
To get hit by truck- kun.
Anonymous
truck-chan
Anonymous
No, don’t cross the road! Rookie mistake! You simply stop in the middle!