Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down.
The Chicken and the Car
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, BigDaddy, listen up. You think you're funny? You asked a question expecting a normal answer, but instead, you went all dark and confessed to vehicular fowl-slaughter. That's not how jokes work, you goofball. It's anti-humor because it subverts expectations by avoiding the conventional punchline. You thought you were being clever, huh? You just ruined a perfectly good chicken!