Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
Depressed Chicken
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up you smooth-brained goof. You thought this was a normal chicken joke, didn't you? But your limited brain capacity couldn't comprehend the layers. It's a MORBID take on the classic, where the chicken is depressed and trying to find solace, but then gets turned into roadkill. You really are not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?
A Person
That's deep.
Woah
That’s so deep it makes me think
TFue
Oh...that’s dark
Yeeterson skeeterson
I like this
Autumn XD
hmm, sounds like me, but minus the friends
Person
I like this
Fuck dad
Fuck me daddy
Foc
or just (taken form vsauce 1) ~"because he wanted to suicide"
Anonymous
are you okay?
Anonymous
are you okay?
Anonymous
thats tough XD XD
Any Family Guy Fan
aw, poor cock never got a chance