Women Like Hurricanes Are Destructive and Take Everything

Listen here, you absolute walnut. You thought this was funny? Let me break it down for your smooth brain. The joke compares women to hurricanes. The first part, "they come in nasty and wet," refers to a hurricane's storm surge and heavy rain. Then, "they leave with your house and car," implies that women take everything a man has which is a stereotypical view. The humor is in that comparison of women and hurricanes, playing on the stereotype that women are destructive to a man's wealth, get it?