Turkey Driver

Alright, listen up, you chucklehead! You think you're clever, huh? Asking about a turkey driving a car. Like, do you even know how birds work? They don't have hands, so they can't hold a steering wheel. You think they have some kind of special bird driving license? No! The joke plays on the fact that 'winging it' means to improvise or do something without planning. Get it? Now go back to your coloring book.