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What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
White people can't say the N-word, but at least they can say, "Thanks for the warning, officer," and "Hi, Dad."
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
Mr. Smith: Neona, tell us what you have for the biggest competition that we can do to keep our competitors out of the winning streak?
Neona: Will thought we used more sales and more advertising.
Mr. Smith: It's already a good idea. Now what about the business plan? We need it as recommendations to keep the business going. Tell me, what do you have in mind?
Neona: It is better to always have a plan. I was thinking that we can get higher prices and always get great deals. The people will go nuts for a great deal!
Mr. Smith: Perfect. Now let's take a 5 minute break.
Mr. Smith: Ok, 5 minutes is up! Now Neona, I know you are an intern, but what are the best things we can do for the company?
Neona: Hmm...let's see...will we can start with all the things people love! If this is going to work then we have have to......
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time, just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.
Best, Gwen
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
Can disabled enable dark mode?
What kind of fruit can fix your toilet?
A plum-mer.
U can vent here idc.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
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