Military conflict jokes
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
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When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
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What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.