Military conflict jokes

What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?

The Jap trap.

When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.

Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.

Iran: We can beat the USA.

Japan is typing...

Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?

Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!

"You cannot win a war without a war."

-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*

America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.