Can jokes
Some bread teacher: What will Reddit be in a few years?
Dumb Kid: DEADit?
Bread Teacher: You get an FY for FUCK YOU!
Bread Teacher: It will be BREADit!
Student: Hah, that's VERY funny! Might as well go to DEADit so I can die of laughter.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
when the bitch tryna start shit
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
Why are Democrats represented by the donkey? Because some Democrats can be such an ass!
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
Why are the same Sally jokes told over and over again? Because how can you tell jokes about someone who's dead?
Jarod (😏): Man, Breya Smith is so hot! The things I would do!
Y'uree (😟): Yes, but... she moved, remember? Her father found a new "job," so she is now leaving until the fall.
Jarod (😞): Ah yes! BECAUSE!!!!!
Y'uree (😯): I don't know, bitch. Maybe she has other things to do, or we can give her a good gangbang before she leaves!
Jarod: (😒): No, I really want to fuck her by myself!
Jarod (🤔): Hmmmmmmm..... mhmmmmmm..... ummmmm..... hmmmmm.... not a bad idea!
Jarod (🤨): Or not?
Y'uree (🙄): Shut up, man!
Jarod (😠): NO, I mean it! THAT GIRL HAS THE BEST ASS FOR ORAL SEX!
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)
Zina: No! [Age] (10)
Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)
What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!
My friend and I were at the mall and decided to try on some necklaces. He said, "I think you should get the one over there." I do. I look at my friend and he’s wearing one with a little extra length so you can adjust it. I asked him, "Did you just break away from your owner to upgrade to clothes and shoes?"
Hi, how are you? Busy doing today? Did I have to text more today after dinner? I did text, and you have been to the vet and walk walk home from home and walk walk home 🏠. Night is so nice 👍. I did not walk away, but you don’t want me to text me to let you know when I get home, can you walk?
Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.
It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.