Can jokes

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can never hit a homerun.

Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).

Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).

Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.

I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.

Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.

Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?

What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?

Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.

We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"

Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.

I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.

The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.

What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?

"Does this come with anything?"

Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?

He didn't either.

Are you Shane Dawson?

Because I can be your pussy.

What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?

Miracle Whip.

Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.

I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.

What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see or hear their parents.

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

Where do babies get baptized?

So the priest can wash their sex toys.

What's something you can say in church and while having sex?

I come in the name of the Lord.

What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?

Have a blood transfusion.