Can jokes
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
Why canβt orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, itβs mine!
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Whatβs bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and theyβre filled with holes.
Memes
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
Can disabled enable dark mode?
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"