Can jokes
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.