Can jokes

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.

WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.

Why did the dinosaur take a bath?

So it can get ex-stinked!

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.

What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?

Have a blood transfusion.

So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?

Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!

What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.

What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see or hear their parents.

Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.

U can vent here idc.

What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.

Why are Asian's dicks too small?

So they can reset the calculator.

Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?

Can disabled enable dark mode?

If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"

Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?

Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?

Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?

Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.

What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?

They can both flash.