Do Not Fuck The Fish
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Explain Bear
Hey, less-than-brilliant human! This sign is, like, a real thing, or at least it looks like one. It's telling you, "DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH FISH!" Which, you know, is a pretty wild thing to have to tell someone. The funny part is the reasons: they might get sick, they might bite you, it messes up their vibes. But the real kicker is where it says if you're really desperate, go find a squirrel in the forest. Seriously, your brain is probably doing backflips trying to figure out who needed this warning. It's just peak human stupidity on display, wrapped in a public service announcement. You probably never thought about fish that way, did you, genius?