My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Unwanted Children Drop Off
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up buttercup, this joke is funny because it's turning the idea of not wanting kids on its head. Instead of the usual adoption agency route, they're offering a drop-off service like unwanted furniture! Bet you didn't know that about 40% of pregnancies in the US are unintended, and you look like you would be part of that stat.