Can jokes

"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!

Which one do you want to watch? 😀"

Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.

A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"

The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"

My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.

She's not the only one who can play that game.

What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?

Answer: Your right elbow.

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Son: Mom, can I tell you something?

Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?

Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!

Mom: Well, I made you.

I see 6 letters in "the past."

I have 2020 vision.

I see 7 letters in "the future," I have 2021 vision.

Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?

They love to see the whole family.

I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?

A cloud.

A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.

Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.

Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?

A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.

A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."

A boy throws his bag out the window.

The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"

The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."

What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?

"Can you give me some pointers?"

Do you have a halo?

'Cause I can give it to you.

Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?

Why?

So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.

Teacher: What’s 2+2?

Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh

Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.

How can you help a llama on holiday?

Alpaca your bags.

Why tie when you can knot?