Can jokes
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Share the word lmfao (even tho im 5'1)
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.