Β‘Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
Can Jokes
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
Iβm really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym πͺ πͺ ποΈββοΈ or at the rest area βΏοΈ πΉ π½.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. ππ If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. ππ
Person with no arms: ππππππππππππππ
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.
But I can break yours today, hopefully.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
Why tie when you can knot?
