Call jokes
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.