Call jokes
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What do you call a fish with no booty?
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.