Call jokes
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
What do you call a tire that is tired?
A tire, I guess. ❤️
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.