Call jokes
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
What do you call a fish with no booty?
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.