Call jokes
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
My sister was at Sixth Street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled, so she called the police! XD
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?