What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
Okay, listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on the fact that a "fish with no eye" sounds like "one-eyed fish." The punchline is that you're a smart ass for figuring it out. Which, let's be honest, isn't saying much since you think ketchup is a spicy food.