Call jokes
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
What do you call a kid with cancer? Limited.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.