What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
Want to hear a joke its called life
What do you call a Dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?A Small Medium at Large
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
I was staying over at my friend's; for the purpose of the joke, he shall be called Kian. It was 03:00 am and everyone else was asleep when I heard a soft banging on the wall. I left the room to inspect it. Kian lived with his grandad John Hauge; it was thought he had a huge slong.
The banging was getting louder, and so too was my heartbeat. I opened John's door and ventured into the room. John was fully naked. There was a glory hole through the wall where I could make it Kian's ass. This is what I have been waiting for. I rip off my shorts, which Ali G bought for me, and silently moved towards John. I shoved [my] 1-inch wonder in his ear. John furiously turned around and slapped me with his cock, "You little gimp, get on the bed."
Kian came in the room with a 2-litre bottle of Irn Bru. He demanded, "What the fudge are you doing?"
I replied smoothly, "Kian, you tracksuit warrior, you have a camel toe!"
Kian fires back, "Shut it, Paul, you have genital warts!"
John screams, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
He then gives us it so rough I can't walk the next day, but [I] feel pleasured for eternity.
By Lewis
what do you call a tree
a treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What do you call a school bus that you can not drive? A friend
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
What do you call an Asian? A-chan.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳
