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Orphanage

I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!

Girl

This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”

Indian

What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?

The Munch Bunch.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait........

You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?

Wait..........

Orphan

What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.

What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.

Wing

What do you call 2 wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪

Mom

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

Kid

What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?

A zombie Apocalypse!

Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟

Animal

What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.

Nut

What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?

A mustach-io!

Pope

The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.