Call jokes
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
I had a friend named Wemiyoe... We call him "we me you."
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What do you call a sheep with wings?
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."
He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."
You used to call me on your cellphone when you need my love.
Mad girl: SHUT UP! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! I DON'T WANT TO CALL YOU ON MY CELL PHONE!
After having a win at bingo, Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea.
During the meal, her daughter asked her mum what it was, to which she replied with a little smile... "It's what I call your father."
Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin', "Oh My God! Don't eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!"
Once Jimmy was minding his own business, then he hears his mom come home. He asked, "Where have you been?" She replied with, "I was at work," yet he knew his mom did not have work. So the next day, while heading to school, he gets a phone call saying his mom is pregnant, and they want to try their device, and they need the baby's dad to say if it's alright.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.