Call jokes
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
Phone rings; "Are your parents home?"
Orphan; "Stop calling here!"
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower.
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
Superman has been called to a huge house fire.
Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!"
Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--"
Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
God said, “Let there be light,” so it beamed off your forehead, and so I turned into Stevie Wonder and called it night.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.