Call jokes
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
What is the address?
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.