To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man do I love being a sniper.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run
I took my mother in law out yesterday morning, its great being a sniper.
I tried to find a camouflage shirt but I couldn’t find one
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide n seek ? Because Everytime she hides she will always spotted
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
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