To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man do I love being a sniper.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run
I took my mother in law out yesterday morning, its great being a sniper.
I tried to find a camouflage shirt but I couldn’t find one
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide n seek ? Because Everytime she hides she will always spotted
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
Bambi was calmly eating grass. All of a sudden, a red dot pointed near his heart caught his attention. He looked around anxiously, and he saw a man in camouflage. He whispered, "Time to join mother, Bambi!" Bambi knew what this meant. He ran. He heard a gunshot, followed by a wave of extreme pain. Bambi fell to the ground. He glanced at his leg, which was no longer attached to his body. The man in camouflage came up to him and stabbed him in the heart. Everything went black...
