To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
Camouflage Jokes
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?
Because he's always spotted.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.
I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.
Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted.
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning,
It's great being a sniper.
I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?
Bc they're good at it.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
Bambi was calmly eating grass. All of a sudden, a red dot pointed near his heart caught his attention. He looked around anxiously, and he saw a man in camouflage. He whispered, "Time to join mother, Bambi!" Bambi knew what this meant. He ran. He heard a gunshot, followed by a wave of extreme pain. Bambi fell to the ground. He glanced at his leg, which was no longer attached to his body. The man in camouflage came up to him and stabbed him in the heart. Everything went black...
