What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
