Call jokes
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)
I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
One day a local pastor was visiting the home of some parishioners who had a teenage son. The parents were worried about what career their son would choose, so the pastor said he had a simple test that could predict what would become of him.
He would put three objects on a table and let the young man choose whichever one he wanted to have: a Bible, a wallet, and a bottle of scotch. If the boy chose the Bible, he would probably become a priest; if he chose the wallet, he'd be a banker; and if he chose the bottle, he'd become a worthless bum.
So the parents called their son into the room, and the pastor told him he could have whichever object he wished. When the boy promptly picked up all three, the pastor cried out, "Heaven forbid! He's going to be a Jesuit!"
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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Once a knight was called a "kuhnigitt," that's because he was one!
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.