Call jokes
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
What is the address?
I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
What do you call your kids?
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What do you call a sheep with wings?
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.