Call jokes
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.
After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹