Call jokes
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What do you call a?
What do you call a fish with no booty?
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?