Call jokes
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
What do you call the sky? Up high, high! AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
What do you call a disabled person that can walk?
Enabled.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What do you call a sheep with wings?
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
What do you call a fish with no neck?