What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
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Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
