Call jokes
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!