Call jokes
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.