Call jokes
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
What do you call Liberal Scare Tactics?
A Conservative's Utopia.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.