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I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.