Call jokes
Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
What do you call a dirty Mexican?
A chulo.
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?