Call

Call jokes

Child Support

Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?

Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.

Fat

You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

God

The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.

My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?

Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D

Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?

Me: Call The Police Ka!!!

Orphan

Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?

Because they have to land at houses.

Meme

What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.

Nut

I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.

Friend

My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.

I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!

Mirror

If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.

Kid

Adopted kid:

Hey, Alex, what are you doing?

Alex:

Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."

Adopted kid:

OK, dad Alex.

Alex:

Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!

Adopted kid:

I’m so glad I have a mom.

Shower

What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?

A shower ma! (shawarma)

Dog

What do you call a dog without legs?

Nothing, it won't come either way.

Man

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?

Skip.