Call jokes
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
What do you call ball drama?
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?
Meatcanyon.
(Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
What do you call dolls in a line?
Barbie queuing.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
Alicia: I said no already, quit it. You are thirsty, leave me alone creep.
Nathan: I wanna sex YOU.
Alicia: I LOVE DICK bud, you're *WEIRD*.
Nathan: WE-WE
Alicia: WEE-WEE?
Nathan: YES YES YES LETS FUCK NOW TAKE them panies off u said yes well in french but u said yes
Alicia: U tricked me I ain fucking u
Nathan: *SEX ME!! BITCH SEX ME OH PLEASE SEX ME SEX ME* *screaming saying it*
Alicia: *WEIRD*
Nathan: Dick ten inches and i geuss u cant call me *10 inched big long dick nathan* your lose
Alicia: WHAT NO.... wait? 10 inches yess
cauh!.cauh! ummm umm long dick goood unmmm couh coun ccccchhou
nathan: why do i have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy
cuugh umm