Call jokes
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
Memes
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.