Call jokes
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
me when i get called on in class
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.