Call jokes
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.