Call jokes
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
me when i get called on in class
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.