Call jokes
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
Hee hee
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
What’s an emo called Anna?
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.