Call jokes
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
Memes
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.