Call jokes
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
Somebody called the cops for a school shooting, what a snitch!
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.