Call jokes
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?