Call jokes
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
Memes
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!