Call jokes
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
Memes
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.