Call jokes
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."