Call jokes
After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
Memes
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.