Call jokes
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
I am starting a business where I help people count. It is called making the little things count.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?