Call jokes
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
Memes
bro fr wanted to call just for this (bros drunk lol with his friends)
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?