What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
Call Jokes
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
