Call jokes
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
Memes
Perfection
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.