Call jokes
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴