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Call Jokes
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
What do you call an STD?
Elenji.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
