Call jokes
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
I am starting a business where I help people count. It is called making the little things count.
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
What do you call it when a tranny commits suicide?
A good start.
What would you call a Spanish Notch?
El Notch-o.
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
What do you call a fight at a dementia unit?
A Sundown Smackdown.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...