Call jokes
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well, according to my mom, I am.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call a door? A floor.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Q: What do you call a group of kids with Down's Syndrome?
A: Chromie homies.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.