Call jokes
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
What do you call a nasty ass boy?
Sam Caithness.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
My sister was at Sixth Street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled, so she called the police! XD
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."