Call jokes
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!