Call jokes
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Memes
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Donut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds?
A Krispy Kreme Mac.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.