Call jokes
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
What’s an emo called Anna?
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.