Call jokes
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Memes
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
What did mum say when grandpa called?
Boomerang.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
What’s an emo called Anna?
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.