Call jokes
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Memes
Hee hee
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
What did mum say when grandpa called?
Boomerang.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."