Call jokes
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie? Neck-ed.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
What do you call a green camel?
My parents left me.
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
What do you call a fish that can use a katana?
A salmon-rai.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.