Call jokes
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?
Panera is dead.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What do you call a door? A floor.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.