Call jokes
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
What do you call a failure in another language?
Me.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
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What do you call a room with no doors?
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?