Call jokes

What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?

Josiah.

What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.

What do you call it when Panera Bread shuts down?

Panera is dead.

What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.

What do you call somebody with no nose?

What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?

The double trouble.

What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?

The double trouble.

I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”

Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.

If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?

What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.

What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?

Panera head.

What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?

A cabbage patch.

What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?

A PDF file.

What do you call a kid who sings well?

Melodic Minor.

I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.

So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.

My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.

I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.

What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?

Josef Vasicek.

What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?

Naruto's mom.