Call jokes
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
What do you call a Japanese car thief?
Tommy took a motor.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
What do you call a guy with no body and nose?
No body nose
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.