Call jokes
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
What is a group of disabled people in a coma called?
A salad.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.