Call jokes
If you throw a nun, is it called a... Nunchuck???
What do you call a smart person in America?
A tourist.
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast? A Sandy Hooker
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
What do you call a guy whose hand is up a horse's butt?
An Amish Mechanic.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house.
Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood.
Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job.
My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I'm good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
The doctor said he had good news and bad news. The good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.