Call jokes
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Memes
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What do you call a door? A floor.