Call jokes

What does a furry call a sexy furry?

A foxy lady!

What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?

A lazy bones!

I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."

What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.

I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.

What do you call a German that can not see?

A Not-see.

What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.

- What do you call a dog that can do magic?

- A labracadabrador.

What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?

Shakespeare.

What do you call an Eskimo stripper?

A frosty-tute.

What do you call crabs that do not share their food?

They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ

What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels.

I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.

Name: Jack, call sign "triple".

School: Nova corps gun academy.

Location: Wyoming mountains.

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.

I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?

What do you call a red potato?

A tomato. 🍅

(I know it's cringe!)

What do you call Moby Dick's dad?

Papa Boner.

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.