Autistic people

Autistic People Jokes

Army

What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?

Special forces.

Drum

Why are drums and autistic people the same?

They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"

Autism

The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.

Autism

Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?

They’re jealous that autism can speak.

(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).

Autism

What do birds and autistic people have in common?

They both flap their arms.

Company

If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.

P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.

News

Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.