Autistic people jokes

What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.

Why are drums and autistic people the same?

They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"

What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?

Special forces.

The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.

What do you call an army of autistic people?

Special forces!

Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?

They’re jealous that autism can speak.

(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).

What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?

The Enderman.

What do birds and autistic people have in common?

They both flap their arms.

If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.

P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.

Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.

I hate autistic people.

Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.