Autistic people jokes
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
I hate autistic people.
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.
Imagine being autistic idiots.
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
