Call jokes
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Memes
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
What do you call an ant with so much power?
A ter-mite.
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.