Call jokes
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
Memes
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.