Call jokes
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy.
Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji? To show that I am happy but I'm still cool.
2001 called... they hit the Pentagon.