Call jokes
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.