What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
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I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
