Call jokes

So you mom call she side when Covin come home?

Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.

What do you call a gay kid on fire?

You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.

Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?

The show was called "Family Feud."

What do you call a legless cow?

Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.

If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.

What do you call an orphan who likes football?

Because someone will actually give him something.

What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.

What do you call a person in a wheelchair?

Anything they can't catch you.

What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?

Poop Logg.

What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?

A cabbage patch.

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

What do you call a group of children who go on strike?

A minor's strike.

What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?

Panera Dread.

What do you call a door? A floor.

What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?

A chess-nut.

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.

What do you call New York City?

A human zoo.