Call jokes

Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?

Why?

Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)

What did Vegeta say to Bulma?

What?

Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)

What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.

My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.

What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.

An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."

What do you call a failure in another language?

Me.

What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?

An edgelord.

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."

"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."

What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?

Womxn

What do you call a dog magician?

A labracadabrador.

What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?

What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?

Panera lead.

What do you call a fast Panera Bread?

Panera Sped.

What do you call a very long bowl?

Manute Bowl.

What do you call a Muslim bee?

Habibee.

What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.

What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.

Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?

A: I don't know.

Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?

A: Useless.