Call jokes
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
What do you call it when Red Sox can't pull out?
Boston cream pie.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."