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Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
People always call me heartless. That’s not true. I have a heart... it just wasn’t meant for you.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
What do you call a retarded Mexican?
Ricardo.
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.
Did you know they made a porn site for pirates?
It's called Heavy Arrrrrrg.
Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
What do you call a Muslim who drinks, smokes, and fools around with other women?
Turkish.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
Did you know there's a brand of coffee specifically for pedophiles?
It's called the Ep-bean.
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
What do you call a bus full of stoners?
The Magic School Bus.
I tried phone sex once, lost my bits to a stray "call waiting" beep. Very painful. Never again.
What would you call a cat royal’s descendants?
A feline.
What do you call a person with nobody and no nose?