Call jokes
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
Memes
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.