Call jokes
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
me when i get called on in class
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What do you call an idiot?
An absolute imbecile.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!