What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
Call Jokes
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
