Call jokes
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...