Call jokes

What do you call a train full of gum?

A chew chew train.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Grounded beef.

What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!

What do you call an orphan at a construction site?

Child labor.

What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?

My Chemical Romance.

I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"

He started crying.

In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.

What do you call a blind person driving a car?

Died.

What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?

White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!

What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...

Odin Floyd.

Why do you play Call of Duty?

I actually don't know.

What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!

What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.

What’s an emo called Anna?

What do you call an animal flouting?

Super bird!

What do you call a person with no arms and legs?

You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?

My Chemical Romance.

What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?

Fund razor.

What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?

Hairy Potter.