Call jokes
What do you call a downie superhero?
Chromo-doner.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.