Call jokes
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
Memes
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.