Call jokes
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
me right now
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What do you call a racist community? America.
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"