Call jokes

I have two things I wanna say:

1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.

2. wtf

So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.

And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.

There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!

Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.

69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120

58008 (flip calculator)

Boobless.

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The pizza guy shows up when you call him.

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"A satisfactory."

What do you call a fast boat?

Usain Boat.

What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.

What do you call a black person having a fit?

A chocolate milkshake.

I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...

What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.

What do you call a fat downie?

A couch potato.

What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

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The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.

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Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?

A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.

What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."