Call jokes
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
What do you call a cross between a priest and a child?
The cross shoved up the priest’s ass as he ‘downward dogs’ the kid.
Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
Bob: Siri, call 666!
*dialing noises*
Bob: Hello?
Bob's dad: Hi!
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.