Call jokes
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What do you call Moby Dick's dad?
Papa Boner.
I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.
Memes
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.