Call jokes
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
Memes
What y'all think of my drawing?? And don't mind May....she was calling me gay
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Why do they call him Mankind if he is always choke slamming people?
What do you call a room with no doors?
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
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What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.