Call jokes
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
What do you call gun ammunition made out of human babies?
Project-childs.
(Projectiles)
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.