Call jokes
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems?
(Said in a Scottish accent) "Amaffmaheed."
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
What do you call a crazy-in-every-way sister?
A sissy.
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!
What would you call a Spanish Notch?
El Notch-o.