Call jokes
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂