Call jokes
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
Memes
Me all the time :
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What do you call a door? A floor.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."