What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
Call Jokes
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Q: What do you call 9/11? A: Enemy persion airstrike.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
Q: What do you call a person with Down's syndrome who smokes weed?
A: Baked potato.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything, they can't hear you!
You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What do you call a gay kid on fire?
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
