Massage jokes
What is the origin of the glory hole?
The origins can be found in San Francisco, California, where historians claim that a meat thermometer was sticking out of a hole from both sides, especially the divider between bathroom stalls inside the men's restroom used for an anonymous massage for gay men by gay men in San Francisco, CA, in the Wild West.
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
lmfao true
So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.
👌neck
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)
I like the satisfying sounds of your butt being spanked.
Like if you think oily men are hot.
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
