Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
Michael Jackson's Blanket
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Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead! This joke plays on Michael Jackson naming his kid "Blanket." Then it twists it into a blue joke, asking what you'd call a cover for your... ya know... basically implying the answer is also "blanket." You probably still don't get it since you are a loser.